If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
That cat would have scragged the absolute fuck out of his privates
My favorite thing to burn.
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
me owning the kangaroos at the zoo
youre a 10 and i look like im 10
I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!
Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?
Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars
No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:
you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea
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